The Stinky Girl In Work

A week ago, I started a new deoderant. Suave Naturals. I bought it a while ago - probably when it was on sale. The job of deoderant is to make you not stink. Turns out "Naturals" means you can put it on but you'll still be going au naturale. I have noticed in the last week that something funky was going on. It seemed like I could smell myself... and the smell was no good. The first time I noticed it I assumed I had just forgotten to put it on that morning. But, alas, yesterday I KNOW I put it on... and I walked out of work smellin'. I brought the problem of the stink up to my co-worker... he asked if I changed brands. The answer was "yes... it's a natural deoderant". Sigh... that's when he broke the news to me that they work like crap. Then I text my bud... she informed me of the same thing. And all I can think is "why was I the last to know?". And then my eyes widen and I think about breaking that sweat at work the other day... oh... no...