Random Thought #14

Easy way to get yourself up in the morning: Have your kitten get his or her claw STUCK in your foot/toe. Yup, just tell 'em to dig it in there deep and even after you've yelled out in pain, make sure they know you are fully awake by allowing them to wiggle it around a bit (ie. make sure they treat your foot like a rag doll)... but do NOT have him or her remove the claw too early on in the process... you want the full effect. The claw should be stuck in your foot the entire time. You will wake up completely after this exercise.