Hot Ride in a Cool Place

Reluctantly crouched at the starting line,
Engines pumping and thumping in time.
The green light flashes, the flags go up.
Churning and burning, they yearn for the cup.
They deftly maneuver and muscle for rank,
Fuel burning fast on an empty tank.
Reckless and wild, they pour through the turns.
Their prowess is potent and secretly stearn.
As they speed through the finish, the flags go down.

(Cake - The Distance)

Went go carting and then out for drinks last night.

Here's what I walked away with:

Oh Shit!

Number 18 sucks.

These cars do not go 35mph.

"My car is the one without the license plates, they were stolen."

Yes, my last name is just like Austin Powers.

I really feel like I've been to a frozen tundra... back in 1987.

He looks like one of the characters from Six Feet Under.

"He looks like the guy who always reminds me of Will Ferrel."

If there's an emergency, just pull the white thing and bang on the side.

What's wrong with those girls? Oh, they must have gone to the Funplex.

I think his car keeps getting stuck because...

Can I have toppings on my pizza? No? Ok.

If you had a horn sticking out of your head, it would be easier to remember your name.